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PostSubject: Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras!   Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras! Icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2010 2:41 am

Hey guys, its Alexander and you can make your own fan episodes for Alex and the Jacknive Cronicles here and also I will be posting the episodes or seasons in the comments as replys check out here everyonce in awhile and also see sams Zombie Hunter Roleplay stories there kind of cool and simmilar peace out and have fun buddies! Cool cyclops Twisted Evil Laughing Suspect

Also sign up for our other forum Anubis Warriors too! clown santa farao geek

Charachters: Alex, Sam, Krista 1, Krista 2, Bob, Dexter, Soon Jr. Jelly Jam! lol! cat alien No

Genre: Comedy, Entertainment, Series Razz @ Idea Arrow Like a Star @ heaven elephant rendeer cherry albino

Seasons: 8 jocolor Basketball albino alien Razz

Episodes: Number of all Episodes that theres gonna be is "Uknown" geek queen king

by Alex santa for FRICK sake im not santa claus! Oh sorry ok heres you flower Alex groans lol jk heres you alex Cool afro lol!


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PostSubject: Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Season 1, Relocated   Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras! Icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2010 2:45 am

Alex was a CIA agent in Washington DC, he was back in the old days but those days were dangerouser than theese days do you remember Vietnam 9/11? Well if you do thats as worst as this story. Alex was on a mission to kill a bad guy located in Seattle in a Apartment he sold drugs and murdered woman he was Alex's worst enemmy not just because he was strong and bad but he killed Alexs mother when he was 5 after that Alex wandered the streets alone he was now 29 and was out for revenge. From age to age more pain ached through Alexander's memories jacknive was out for him he was'nt called jacknive for nothing he stabbed alex in the back before but Alex lived Jacknive was close by to where Alex was. 1st Platoon flanked Jacknive but soon they were all dead no one knows how he just walks while they just fall and die. Unfortunatly Alex does know why its just a holograph of Jack he was behind them stabbing them while he was invisible with his supercoat, but Alex soon got closer he flanked him but Jack knocked him out.. Soon Alex woked up while "Sam" his freind also known as Samtrat was defending him from a group of Centaurs that Jack sommoned even if its a fairytale creature he has powers. One big centaur came up and knocked down same soon Alex got up and Stabbed the Centaur and fought the others Are you crazy?? said Sam No said Alex as he fought the centaurs but soon jackknive was nearby and sommoned a herd of them. Sam and Alex ran like crazy.. jacknive throws bolts of lightning at them with is powers while Alex and Sam ran like hell. Crap! said Jacknive man I hate them spoiling my plays to execut Barack Obama! After the herd of Centaurs got hit by a huge bus of the elderly Sam and Alex hang out at the bar and got drunk...

Alex and Sam were just hanging out in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits in a wheelbarel on the highway of Colorado while to hot girls where well lets skip that part its a little not appropriate lets just say there gay and ****ing eachother up the butt. So alex and sam were in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits while big buff biker gang dudes come in and star a bar fight Sam smashed a beer bottle on Alexs head while the biker gang start shooting there Guns and howl in the bar they were not fighting they were doing a "Gay Howling song + GUN SHOOTING PUPPIES" then sam gets punched in the balls by Alex for smashing a beer bottle on Alexs head then the Bartender Bob kicked them out and they were so pissed off that they slept in the parking lot.

After Sam and Alex got kicked out of Bob's Bar, they met up with the rest of the Gang down by the Police Station. When Sam and Alex got to the Police Station the station was busted! Apparently Jack must of been here thought Sam and Alex thought the Same. Hey Alex Hey Sam you go first said Sam Ok Jack must of been here said Alex. Hey thats what I was gonna say to do you read minds? Maybe said Alex acting all like darn smartypants. Then they saw a wounded police man crawl out of one of the Police Stations rooms and they gasped. There over by the President said the Wounded Officer. Alex and Sam went to the White House and Sam was shot. Sam screamed Alex. Alex turned around and saw Jack with a rusty old shotgun but he had new armor and more powers! He shot Alex and carried Sam and Alex's dead bodies to the dumpster. This all ends here says Jack. Then Jack was knocked out my Sam's girlfreind krista. And Krista was by Alex's girlfreind Krista 2, somtimes they got mixed up with names but they always seemed to find eachother. But more trouble came "Agent Dexter" a agent that petrade his Squad Leader Sgt. Wilson was behind the 2 girls and he was working for Jack usally. Behind you screamed Sam! Dexter gasped. Hes on our side now said Krista #1. Oh said Sam. Sam grabbed Alex and alex woke up and said "What the Hell Happened?" Oh frick Dexter screeched Alex. Then Sam knocked out Alex and set him on a chair in there Apartment room he tied Alexs hands on the back. Then woke him up AHHH its dexter screamed Alex its ok said Sam. Oh said Alex. Wait why am I tied up you BUB!.

When Alex and Sam were just walking around town while Krista and Krista slept together like gay people. Soon Sam herd creaking noises and a loud horrifying scream from an old Abandoned Amusement Park. He rushed over to see what happened but it was silent as a person asleep when he got over there then he heard footsteps.. Alex is that you? said Sam. Sam turned around and saw a big brown furry creature and he saw Jacknive riding it. Uhh.. wheres all said Sam In heavan said Jack. I got a really bad feeling about this said Sam. Good good little one said Jack.

Soon Sam was controlled by Jack's powers and he walked into the park. When he was stopped being controlled he saw big yellow man eating gorilla's heading his way he got out a lazersword and cut them and sliced them too death. Soon his next challenge began and Mideval Undead Archers began shooting him with arrows he sliced and dodged the arrows and stabbed there bony dead bodies and they died a 2nd time if you know what I mean. Man this is hard said Sam. No its not hard its only the beginning it will get harder! Jack somoned Orc's to attack Sam and he fought them off and stabbed them 1 by 1 whats the meaning of Swish Swish Stab? said Sam I dont know and dont care said Jack soon Jack teleported himself to Sam and battle him sam stabbed him and knocked Jack down them Jack summoned a T-Rex for Sam to kill Jack ran but Sam got a bow and arrow from the Mideval Undead Archers that were dead a 2nd time and shot a bow in Jacks back then Sam ran and took some of Jacks powers and froze the T-Rex and soon Jack teleported to his secret lair. Huh said Sam blinking man, I should of took that power. Sam wandered back to his hotel room and saw his gf Krista 2 waiting for him in bed. Alex soon arrived at his hotel room across the hall from Sams room and he went to bed too.

Alex and Sam were just hanging around at there new base they were assigned to. The captain of the base was asleep and he put Alex and Sam on gaurd duty apparently the guys did'nt do such a good job, some creatures were nearby and they attack them and knocked them out and the next thing you know the Captains Corpse was right in front of them and the creatures hatched there eggs and out came parasites. Oh crap said Sam. Sam got his lazersword out of his pocket and started slicing the alien-like creatures to death while Alex ran like a hippopoamus about to be captured. Why do I have to do all the work said Sam stabbing the creatures. Soon an arrow shot into one of the creatures backs. And a purple woman appeared.. there world earth changed allot because of Jack such war-like stuff now. The woman walked over and got a spear from the guys base and finished off the creatures then she dissapeared. Uh what the hell?? said Sam blinking. Alex came back over and Sam yelled at him for not helping and then he almost tried to finish Alex off. Alex laughed and came out from behind a rock. WTH said sam but you were just over here. Holigraphic faky said Alex laughing like hell. Sam soon stabbed the real Alex but it was another holographic one god darn you Alex said Sam. Soon his holographic machine's batteries died. Sam was so tired he forgot killing Alex and he soon got drunk in the Polarco Bar down by the beach while Alex stole Sam's alien pet from the icey planet they were on and he raised it instead of Sam.

Days later after the fighting holographic people and the drunk alien beer the gang were just walking far from there base and they saw another base and guess who was in it? Jacknife and his alien army..



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Check this new series of Alex and the Jacknive Cronicles guys!


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PostSubject: 1st ID Zombie Hunters Roleplay: Episodes 1-3   Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras! Icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2010 3:27 am

This is not part of our series its my freinds series I hope you enjoy! Cool

by alex's freind Samtrat

LTC. Sam Greenwood of the 1st Infantry Division was on a recon mission in a abandoned town in Brazil, South America, when suddenly he heard deep moaning coming from a small house. "I should check it out," said Sam. He moved in, and slowly opened the door to the house. A horrible creaking noise came from the door, and in response, louder moaning. Sam tried to switch on some lights, but there was no power. He switched on his flashlight and searched for the source of the moaning. The moaning seemed to be coming from upstairs, so he slowly moved up. Every step he took the floorboards creaked, and whatever was moaning seemed to not like it. Once he got to the top of the stairs, he located the room that the mysterious moaning was coming from, and opened the door. What he found he would never be able to erase from his mind. Blood was all over the floor and two dead bodies lay on the ground. On a small bed, was the source of the moaning. A young male, from the looks of it. The bodies were most likely his parents. "What has happened here?" Sam said to the boy. The boy looked up at him, and Sam knew that this was no human. He looked like some sort of undead creature. The boy suddenly leaped from the bed and charged Sam. "Hold you ground!" Yelled Sam, but this thing either couldn't understand him or just didn't care. Sam had no choice but to shoot it dead. After making sure it was dead, Sam inspected the body. Blood was all over the creature, but he couldn't tell if it was his from the other bodies. He took a picture of the body with his PDA and took a blood sample. Upon leaving the house, he heard more of the moaning the creature had been making. He quickly took his PDA and put out a distress signal. "This is Lieutenant Colonel Sam Greenwood of the 1st Infantry Division! If you get this message please send backup immediately to my coordinates! There are multiple hostiles in the area!" Yelled Sam. Suddenly, more of the undead creatures started moving out of the houses. It looked like there was about 50 of them in total. "SEND BACKUP IMMEDIATELY!"

Repeat need back up! said Sam Were coming Leutinant said a voice from the Radio. Soon more bloodthirsty creatures came out from the streets and they took over Sam's rescue accept 1 soldier named Alex.

"Oh shit!" Screamed Lieutenant Colonel Sam Greenwood. The zombies had diverted their attention to his rescue chopper. The soldiers were not trained in fighting what Sam believed were zombies. The soldiers were easily outnumbered, and soon, they were all laying dead in the streets. All except for one brave soldier, who he recognized as Captain Alex Sabatino. He fought hard, but he knew that he would be killed if he didn't do something fast. He took out one of his frag gernades and through it into the group of zombies. Sam couldn't help but smiling as all the zombie parts flew in the air. He and Alex quickly took out the rest of the zombies, and while Alex watched the street for more zombies, Sam got onto his PDA and sent out a request for a pickup. They waited for about an hour, and finally, they saw another chopper approach the area. They got on, and watched as the town below them faded away.


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Good Team: Rolling Eyes Sam Very Happy Alex cat Krista 1 Embarassed Katie Suspect Krista 2 Like a Star @ heaven Darkhaze aka Justin Neutral Freeman Basketball Dexter

About Sam: Im between 13 & 14 years old im great at killing bad guys such as Jacknive and im also known as Agent #96

About Alex: Young agent with good skills moves and is awsome at tiquondo!

About Krista 1: Alexs GF

About Krista 2: Sams GF and a spy for Jacknive! monkey

Katie: Fighter and Lover

Freeman: Drunk person we likes puppies! cherry

Darkhaze aka Justin: Im cool yay! geek

Dexter: Killer, Lover, Fighter and Jet Flyer for US Military, is controlled by Jack in Chapter 5! Sleep

Bad Team: Jacknive, Jacknives Minions, Alphalon

Jacknive: Bad guy. Razz

Jack's Minions: All hail jackie! bom

Alphalon: AI for USMF! affraid
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Inside a base filled with hordes of Robot soldiers, Alex, Sam, and Dexter have located Krista and Krista within one of the higher floors of the building. Their choices are to either go through room by room or up a large shaft, both of which contain large amounts of enemies; Sam suggests they just leave, but is ignored. While Alex and Dexter devise a way to navigate the stronghold quickly, Sam accidentally opens a door which releases a swarm of Hostiles who lock the three soldiers into a firefight. Using a map and a modified shell from a rocket launcher, Dexter ties himself to a rocket shell and Alex propels him through the shaft. The Hostiles attack Sam and Alex, causing Dexter to swerve out of control, catching the attention of some Enemmy Robots, before finally bursting through the roof of the base and into the air.

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https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-chaos-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t82.htm Suspect

The link above is the link to our Chaos Season page! Smile

Schedule: New Episodes every Weekend! drunken

by Alex Basketball No alien cyclops clown pirat tongue silent pale Sleep farao king elephant scratch geek queen

PS - santa Alex and Jacknive Chronicles Christmas Special coming this Christmas! rendeer

Also check out sams Zombie Hunters Series guys! afro

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Alex was a CIA agent in Washington DC, he was back in the old days but those days were dangerouser than theese days do you remember Vietnam 9/11? Well if you do thats as worst as this story. Alex was on a mission to kill a bad guy located in Seattle in a Apartment he sold drugs and murdered woman he was Alex's worst enemmy not just because he was strong and bad but he killed Alexs mother when he was 5 after that Alex wandered the streets alone he was now 29 and was out for revenge. From age to age more pain ached through Alexander's memories jacknive was out for him he was'nt called jacknive for nothing he stabbed alex in the back before but Alex lived Jacknive was close by to where Alex was. 1st Platoon flanked Jacknive but soon they were all dead no one knows how he just walks while they just fall and die. Unfortunatly Alex does know why its just a holograph of Jack he was behind them stabbing them while he was invisible with his supercoat, but Alex soon got closer he flanked him but Jack knocked him out.. Soon Alex woked up while "Sam" his freind also known as Samtrat was defending him from a group of Centaurs that Jack sommoned even if its a fairytale creature he has powers. One big centaur came up and knocked down same soon Alex got up and Stabbed the Centaur and fought the others Are you crazy?? said Sam No said Alex as he fought the centaurs but soon jackknive was nearby and sommoned a herd of them. Sam and Alex ran like crazy.. jacknive throws bolts of lightning at them with is powers while Alex and Sam ran like hell. Crap! said Jacknive man I hate them spoiling my plays to execut Barack Obama! After the herd of Centaurs got hit by a huge bus of the elderly Sam and Alex hang out at the bar and got drunk...

Alex and Sam were just hanging out in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits in a wheelbarel on the highway of Colorado while to hot girls where well lets skip that part its a little not appropriate lets just say there gay and ****ing eachother up the butt. So alex and sam were in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits while big buff biker gang dudes come in and star a bar fight Sam smashed a beer bottle on Alexs head while the biker gang start shooting there Guns and howl in the bar they were not fighting they were doing a "Gay Howling song + GUN SHOOTING PUPPIES" then sam gets punched in the balls by Alex for smashing a beer bottle on Alexs head then the Bartender Bob kicked them out and they were so pissed off that they slept in the parking lot.

After Sam and Alex got kicked out of Bob's Bar, they met up with the rest of the Gang down by the Police Station. When Sam and Alex got to the Police Station the station was busted! Apparently Jack must of been here thought Sam and Alex thought the Same. Hey Alex Hey Sam you go first said Sam Ok Jack must of been here said Alex. Hey thats what I was gonna say to do you read minds? Maybe said Alex acting all like darn smartypants. Then they saw a wounded police man crawl out of one of the Police Stations rooms and they gasped. There over by the President said the Wounded Officer. Alex and Sam went to the White House and Sam was shot. Sam screamed Alex. Alex turned around and saw Jack with a rusty old shotgun but he had new armor and more powers! He shot Alex and carried Sam and Alex's dead bodies to the dumpster. This all ends here says Jack. Then Jack was knocked out my Sam's girlfreind krista. And Krista was by Alex's girlfreind Krista 2, somtimes they got mixed up with names but they always seemed to find eachother. But more trouble came "Agent Dexter" a agent that petrade his Squad Leader Sgt. Wilson was behind the 2 girls and he was working for Jack usally. Behind you screamed Sam! Dexter gasped. Hes on our side now said Krista #1. Oh said Sam. Sam grabbed Alex and alex woke up and said "What the Hell Happened?" Oh frick Dexter screeched Alex. Then Sam knocked out Alex and set him on a chair in there Apartment room he tied Alexs hands on the back. Then woke him up AHHH its dexter screamed Alex its ok said Sam. Oh said Alex. Wait why am I tied up you BUB!.

When Alex and Sam were just walking around town while Krista and Krista slept together like gay people. Soon Sam herd creaking noises and a loud horrifying scream from an old Abandoned Amusement Park. He rushed over to see what happened but it was silent as a person asleep when he got over there then he heard footsteps.. Alex is that you? said Sam. Sam turned around and saw a big brown furry creature and he saw Jacknive riding it. Uhh.. wheres all said Sam In heavan said Jack. I got a really bad feeling about this said Sam. Good good little one said Jack.

Soon Sam was controlled by Jack's powers and he walked into the park. When he was stopped being controlled he saw big yellow man eating gorilla's heading his way he got out a lazersword and cut them and sliced them too death. Soon his next challenge began and Mideval Undead Archers began shooting him with arrows he sliced and dodged the arrows and stabbed there bony dead bodies and they died a 2nd time if you know what I mean. Man this is hard said Sam. No its not hard its only the beginning it will get harder! Jack somoned Orc's to attack Sam and he fought them off and stabbed them 1 by 1 whats the meaning of Swish Swish Stab? said Sam I dont know and dont care said Jack soon Jack teleported himself to Sam and battle him sam stabbed him and knocked Jack down them Jack summoned a T-Rex for Sam to kill Jack ran but Sam got a bow and arrow from the Mideval Undead Archers that were dead a 2nd time and shot a bow in Jacks back then Sam ran and took some of Jacks powers and froze the T-Rex and soon Jack teleported to his secret lair. Huh said Sam blinking man, I should of took that power. Sam wandered back to his hotel room and saw his gf Krista 2 waiting for him in bed. Alex soon arrived at his hotel room across the hall from Sams room and he went to bed too.

Alex and Sam were just hanging around at there new base they were assigned to. The captain of the base was asleep and he put Alex and Sam on gaurd duty apparently the guys did'nt do such a good job, some creatures were nearby and they attack them and knocked them out and the next thing you know the Captains Corpse was right in front of them and the creatures hatched there eggs and out came parasites. Oh crap said Sam. Sam got his lazersword out of his pocket and started slicing the alien-like creatures to death while Alex ran like a hippopoamus about to be captured. Why do I have to do all the work said Sam stabbing the creatures. Soon an arrow shot into one of the creatures backs. And a purple woman appeared.. there world earth changed allot because of Jack such war-like stuff now. The woman walked over and got a spear from the guys base and finished off the creatures then she dissapeared. Uh what the hell?? said Sam blinking. Alex came back over and Sam yelled at him for not helping and then he almost tried to finish Alex off. Alex laughed and came out from behind a rock. WTH said sam but you were just over here. Holigraphic faky said Alex laughing like hell. Sam soon stabbed the real Alex but it was another holographic one god darn you Alex said Sam. Soon his holographic machine's batteries died. Sam was so tired he forgot killing Alex and he soon got drunk in the Polarco Bar down by the beach while Alex stole Sam's alien pet from the icey planet they were on and he raised it instead of Sam.

Days later after the fighting holographic people and the drunk alien beer the gang were just walking far from there base and they saw another base and guess who was in it? Jacknife and his alien army..


.Inside a base filled with hordes of Robot soldiers, Alex, Sam, and Dexter have located Krista and Krista within one of the higher floors of the building. Their choices are to either go through room by room or up a large shaft, both of which contain large amounts of enemies; Sam suggests they just leave, but is ignored. While Alex and Dexter devise a way to navigate the stronghold quickly, Sam accidentally opens a door which releases a swarm of Hostiles who lock the three soldiers into a firefight. Using a map and a modified shell from a rocket launcher, Dexter ties himself to a rocket shell and Alex propels him through the shaft. The Hostiles attack Sam and Alex, causing Dexter to swerve out of control, catching the attention of some Enemmy Robots, before finally bursting through the roof of the base and into the air. After the recovery of Dexter getting blasted out the roof of the base the guys were back in the base ready to get Krista and Krista they stole a 3 seated "Motorcycle" from the evil robots that Jack made and they were zooming around the base looking for Area 3B soon they found it and they rushed to the latter but Robots fired plasma lazers at them and Jack sent the Alien Grunties out to fight the 3 soldiers Dexter climbed up and soon the 2 others did they blocked the entrace to where the latter went to with boxes and they went to the jail cells hoping to find Krista and Krista Sam got a red lazersword and searched the other sides cells soon they found both of the Kristas and cut throught the cells with the sword and they broke the window and they used there Jetpacks to get down to the icey ground soon Alex and the gang rushed over to there ship and zoomed off the icey planet Ruzan and returned to earth.
When the gang got back to earth Sam told the rest of the gang a story as they camped in the woods while Jack was dead! Deep in Mounts of Saint Gluterus 4 Soldiers from the Kingdoms of Marklan traveled far to find the Chaos Cyrstal to destroy all life. But trouble was in there way. Anderius a Black Ninja fought them day and night it was like hell for the Soldiers but soon they slit his throat when he was knocked out. Then they were right next to the famous river of Kalethus it was famous because it was given a power, the power was "If you Drink This You get Super Strength Powers" they all drank it soon pain thrilled through there souls and then they froze. It was a FAKE poison river 3 of the soldiers dropped down dead. Accept one knew something was up so he did'nt drink it. Black Forest Spiders attacked him but he killed 1 with his sword. Soon arrows killed the rest. Ben the person who got attacked from the spiders saw the person who killed the rest it was a white skinned woman with long hair. The Woman said hi my names Jenny whats your name let me guess Ben F. Kaneeleus ben gasped. Ben said How did you know my name. Jenny said I know everyone thats my special power also I read minds. Ben said no you dont your BLUFFING. Jenny blushed. Jenny said I never can trick anyone giggled Jenny. Soon later on Jenny and Ben became good freinds but when they rested in the night they were captured by the White Knight. And when Ben woke up in a jail Jenny layed dead on the floor. Ben said Man I never get the woman! Soon ben broke out and took out the gaurds soon Ben escaped and was free but wanted. The End said Sam.













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Part One: Inside a base filled with hordes of Robot soldiers, Alex, Sam, and Dexter have located Krista and Krista within one of the higher floors of the building. Their choices are to either go through room by room or up a large shaft, both of which contain large amounts of enemies; Sam suggests they just leave, but is ignored. While Alex and Dexter devise a way to navigate the stronghold quickly, Sam accidentally opens a door which releases a swarm of Hostiles who lock the three soldiers into a firefight. Using a map and a modified shell from a rocket launcher, Dexter ties himself to a rocket shell and Alex propels him through the shaft. The Hostiles attack Sam and Alex, causing Dexter to swerve out of control, catching the attention of some Enemmy Robots, before finally bursting through the roof of the base and into the air.

Part Two: After the recovery of Dexter getting blasted out the roof of the base the guys were back in the base ready to get Krista and Krista they stole a 3 seated "Motorcycle" from the evil robots that Jack made and they were zooming around the base looking for Area 3B soon they found it and they rushed to the latter but Robots fired plasma lazers at them and Jack sent the Alien Grunties out to fight the 3 soldiers Dexter climbed up and soon the 2 others did they blocked the entrace to where the latter went to with boxes and they went to the jail cells hoping to find Krista and Krista Sam got a red lazersword and searched the other sides cells soon they found both of the Kristas and cut throught the cells with the sword and they broke the window and they used there Jetpacks to get down to the icey ground soon Alex and the gang rushed over to there ship and zoomed off the icey planet Ruzan and returned to earth.
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Alex was a CIA agent in Washington DC, he was back in the old days but those days were dangerouser than theese days do you remember Vietnam 9/11? Well if you do thats as worst as this story. Alex was on a mission to kill a bad guy located in Seattle in a Apartment he sold drugs and murdered woman he was Alex's worst enemmy not just because he was strong and bad but he killed Alexs mother when he was 5 after that Alex wandered the streets alone he was now 29 and was out for revenge. From age to age more pain ached through Alexander's memories jacknive was out for him he was'nt called jacknive for nothing he stabbed alex in the back before but Alex lived Jacknive was close by to where Alex was. 1st Platoon flanked Jacknive but soon they were all dead no one knows how he just walks while they just fall and die. Unfortunatly Alex does know why its just a holograph of Jack he was behind them stabbing them while he was invisible with his supercoat, but Alex soon got closer he flanked him but Jack knocked him out.. Soon Alex woked up while "Sam" his freind also known as Samtrat was defending him from a group of Centaurs that Jack sommoned even if its a fairytale creature he has powers. One big centaur came up and knocked down same soon Alex got up and Stabbed the Centaur and fought the others Are you crazy?? said Sam No said Alex as he fought the centaurs but soon jackknive was nearby and sommoned a herd of them. Sam and Alex ran like crazy.. jacknive throws bolts of lightning at them with is powers while Alex and Sam ran like hell. Crap! said Jacknive man I hate them spoiling my plays to execut Barack Obama! After the herd of Centaurs got hit by a huge bus of the elderly Sam and Alex hang out at the bar and got drunk... drunken
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Alex and Sam were just hanging out in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits in a wheelbarel on the highway of Colorado while to hot girls where well lets skip that part its a little not appropriate lets just say there gay and ****ing eachother up the butt. So alex and sam were in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits while big buff biker gang dudes come in and star a bar fight Sam smashed a beer bottle on Alexs head while the biker gang start shooting there Guns and howl in the bar they were not fighting they were doing a "Gay Howling song + GUN SHOOTING PUPPIES" then sam gets punched in the balls by Alex for smashing a beer bottle on Alexs head then the Bartender Bob kicked them out and they were so pissed off that they slept in the parking lot. Mad
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After Sam and Alex got kicked out of Bob's Bar, they met up with the rest of the Gang down by the Police Station. When Sam and Alex got to the Police Station the station was busted! Apparently Jack must of been here thought Sam and Alex thought the Same. Hey Alex Hey Sam you go first said Sam Ok Jack must of been here said Alex. Hey thats what I was gonna say to do you read minds? Maybe said Alex acting all like darn smartypants. Then they saw a wounded police man crawl out of one of the Police Stations rooms and they gasped. There over by the President said the Wounded Officer. Alex and Sam went to the White House and Sam was shot. Sam screamed Alex. Alex turned around and saw Jack with a rusty old shotgun but he had new armor and more powers! He shot Alex and carried Sam and Alex's dead bodies to the dumpster. This all ends here says Jack. Then Jack was knocked out my Sam's girlfreind krista. And Krista was by Alex's girlfreind Krista 2, somtimes they got mixed up with names but they always seemed to find eachother. But more trouble came "Agent Dexter" a agent that petrade his Squad Leader Sgt. Wilson was behind the 2 girls and he was working for Jack usally. Behind you screamed Sam! Dexter gasped. Hes on our side now said Krista #1. Oh said Sam. Sam grabbed Alex and alex woke up and said "What the Hell Happened?" Oh frick Dexter screeched Alex. Then Sam knocked out Alex and set him on a chair in there Apartment room he tied Alexs hands on the back. Then woke him up AHHH its dexter screamed Alex its ok said Sam. Oh said Alex. Wait why am I tied up you BUB!
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When Alex and Sam were just walking around town while Krista and Krista slept together like gay people. Soon Sam herd creaking noises and a loud horrifying scream from an old Abandoned Amusement Park. He rushed over to see what happened but it was silent as a person asleep when he got over there then he heard footsteps.. Alex is that you? said Sam. Sam turned around and saw a big brown furry creature and he saw Jacknive riding it. Uhh.. wheres all said Sam In heavan said Jack. I got a really bad feeling about this said Sam. Good good little one said Jack.

Soon Sam was controlled by Jack's powers and he walked into the park. When he was stopped being controlled he saw big yellow man eating gorilla's heading his way he got out a lazersword and cut them and sliced them too death. Soon his next challenge began and Mideval Undead Archers began shooting him with arrows he sliced and dodged the arrows and stabbed there bony dead bodies and they died a 2nd time if you know what I mean. Man this is hard said Sam. No its not hard its only the beginning it will get harder! Jack somoned Orc's to attack Sam and he fought them off and stabbed them 1 by 1 whats the meaning of Swish Swish Stab? said Sam I dont know and dont care said Jack soon Jack teleported himself to Sam and battle him sam stabbed him and knocked Jack down them Jack summoned a T-Rex for Sam to kill Jack ran but Sam got a bow and arrow from the Mideval Undead Archers that were dead a 2nd time and shot a bow in Jacks back then Sam ran and took some of Jacks powers and froze the T-Rex and soon Jack teleported to his secret lair. Huh said Sam blinking man, I should of took that power. Sam wandered back to his hotel room and saw his gf Krista 2 waiting for him in bed. Alex soon arrived at his hotel room across the hall from Sams room and he went to bed too.


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After the recovery of Dexter getting blasted out the roof of the base the guys were back in the base ready to get Krista and Krista they stole a 3 seated "Motorcycle" from the evil robots that Jack made and they were zooming around the base looking for Area 3B soon they found it and they rushed to the latter but Robots fired plasma lazers at them and Jack sent the Alien Grunties out to fight the 3 soldiers Dexter climbed up and soon the 2 others did they blocked the entrace to where the latter went to with boxes and they went to the jail cells hoping to find Krista and Krista Sam got a red lazersword and searched the other sides cells soon they found both of the Kristas and cut throught the cells with the sword and they broke the window and they used there Jetpacks to get down to the icey ground soon Alex and the gang rushed over to there ship and zoomed off the icey planet Ruzan and returned to earth.

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When the gang got back to earth Sam told the rest of the gang a story as they camped in the woods while Jack was dead! Deep in Mounts of Saint Gluterus 4 Soldiers from the Kingdoms of Marklan traveled far to find the Chaos Cyrstal to destroy all life. But trouble was in there way. Anderius a Black Ninja fought them day and night it was like hell for the Soldiers but soon they slit his throat when he was knocked out. Then they were right next to the famous river of Kalethus it was famous because it was given a power, the power was "If you Drink This You get Super Strength Powers" they all drank it soon pain thrilled through there souls and then they froze. It was a FAKE poison river 3 of the soldiers dropped down dead. Accept one knew something was up so he did'nt drink it. Black Forest Spiders attacked him but he killed 1 with his sword. Soon arrows killed the rest. Ben the person who got attacked from the spiders saw the person who killed the rest it was a white skinned woman with long hair. The Woman said hi my names Jenny whats your name let me guess Ben F. Kaneeleus ben gasped. Ben said How did you know my name. Jenny said I know everyone thats my special power also I read minds. Ben said no you dont your BLUFFING. Jenny blushed. Jenny said I never can trick anyone giggled Jenny. Soon later on Jenny and Ben became good freinds but when they rested in the night they were captured by the White Knight. And when Ben woke up in a jail Jenny layed dead on the floor. Ben said Man I never get the woman! Soon ben broke out and took out the gaurds soon Ben escaped and was free but wanted. The End said Sam
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When the gang got back to earth Sam told the rest of the gang a story as they camped in the woods while Jack was dead! Deep in Mounts of Saint Gluterus 4 Soldiers from the Kingdoms of Marklan traveled far to find the Chaos Cyrstal to destroy all life. But trouble was in there way. Anderius a Black Ninja fought them day and night it was like hell for the Soldiers but soon they slit his throat when he was knocked out. Then they were right next to the famous river of Kalethus it was famous because it was given a power, the power was "If you Drink This You get Super Strength Powers" they all drank it soon pain thrilled through there souls and then they froze. It was a FAKE poison river 3 of the soldiers dropped down dead. Accept one knew something was up so he did'nt drink it. Black Forest Spiders attacked him but he killed 1 with his sword. Soon arrows killed the rest. Ben the person who got attacked from the spiders saw the person who killed the rest it was a white skinned woman with long hair. The Woman said hi my names Jenny whats your name let me guess Ben F. Kaneeleus ben gasped. Ben said How did you know my name. Jenny said I know everyone thats my special power also I read minds. Ben said no you dont your BLUFFING. Jenny blushed. Jenny said I never can trick anyone giggled Jenny. Soon later on Jenny and Ben became good freinds but when they rested in the night they were captured by the White Knight. And when Ben woke up in a jail Jenny layed dead on the floor. Ben said Man I never get the woman! Soon ben broke out and took out the gaurds soon Ben escaped and was free but wanted. The End said Sam
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Alex and Sam were just hanging around at there new base they were assigned to. The captain of the base was asleep and he put Alex and Sam on gaurd duty apparently the guys did'nt do such a good job, some creatures were nearby and they attack them and knocked them out and the next thing you know the Captains Corpse was right in front of them and the creatures hatched there eggs and out came parasites. Oh crap said Sam. Sam got his lazersword out of his pocket and started slicing the alien-like creatures to death while Alex ran like a hippopoamus about to be captured. Why do I have to do all the work said Sam stabbing the creatures. Soon an arrow shot into one of the creatures backs. And a purple woman appeared.. there world earth changed allot because of Jack such war-like stuff now. The woman walked over and got a spear from the guys base and finished off the creatures then she dissapeared. Uh what the hell?? said Sam blinking. Shocked Alex came back over and Sam yelled at him for not helping and then he almost tried to finish Alex off. Alex laughed and came out from behind a rock. WTH said sam but you were just over here. Holigraphic faky said Alex laughing like hell. Sam soon stabbed the real Alex but it was another holographic one god darn you Alex said Sam. Soon his holographic machine's batteries died. Sam was so tired he forgot killing Alex and he soon got drunk in the Polarco Bar down by the beach while Alex stole Sam's alien pet from the icey planet they were on and he raised it instead of Sam.

Days later after the fighting holographic people and the drunk alien beer the gang were just walking far from there base and they saw another base and guess who was in it? Jacknife and his alien army.


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Why do I have to be the idiot in this story lol?
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After years of fighting Jacknive the marine corps of the planet earth have spotted a new threat a killer killing everyone at his sight no one knows his name but the guys soon saw the tapes of the attacks and saw who its was. Dexter.. I thought he was on our side said Sam He used to be but I guess now hes not said Alex Dexter is really powerful and now he stole super-strength powers from the Goverment Labs so Jack and us must work together said Sam Darn so I have to work with that fat chump named Jack said Alex Watch it said Jack grunting like a wild boar while Sam walks out ignoring the 2 idiotic nemisises. Why did I have to become the mature one said Sam thoose 2 always have problems just screw it maybe we should just kill Jack said Sam.

Deep in the Fortress Imprisonment of the Administrator of Earth nightmares crawled through the cells blood all over the wall from the cell fights soon Sam tricked Jack in going there by saying that theres super powerful weapons there but there was some that Sam did'nt know about so he screwed up and soon he found out and when Alex and him got to the Prison blood puddles all over the floor everywhere and the Administrator was still alive but wounded. Sam rushed over and he saw that he now was dead and Alex found a defib to get him back alive, Thanks! said Sam zapping like hell on the dead body. Soon Alex just waited in the Control Room looking at the cameras to see if Jacknive was escaping or coming but he was nowhere to be found. Alex walked out of the room and saw that the Administrator was alive again but the Zapping made Sam's hair mested up and now he was black. Hey black buddie laughed Alex. Thats racist! said Sam grunting like a wild boar again. Soon breaking sounds came from the a room with a big metal door for the enterance. Uh oh said the Admin seeing the crushing. Im afraid somone let out one of are Experiments that gone badly rong.

Soon the door got crushed open and the door hit the floor and a big Green Monster with big ab's came out and started hurting them really badly. Twisted Evil


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Your not an idiot in this story Sam your awsome! Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Season 2, Chapter 2 by ¤ÐV8¤™ ๖ۣۜAlex »Co-Ldr«   Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras! Icon_minitimeSun Oct 03, 2010 11:27 pm

Oh crap said Alex while the big green beast chased him, were doomed said Sam shooting like a gay person in a Alcatraz Prison.. wait oh yeah there in a Alcatraz Prison LOL. Sam got out his lasersword and stabbed the beast but it knocked him down into a pit. Oh frick said Alex now we really are doomed. Alex got his jetpack and went full speed into the pit and caught Sam. Hugh.. that was a close one said Sam. Yeah it was said Alex. Wait a minute uh oh.. The Green Monster threw a huge rock at the wall from the floor of concrete causing an Avalanche to come down into the pit. Ahhhh... screamed Alex. And the two got crushed. They did'nt exactly die and the Avalanche caused and avalanche letting an exit out of prison. But it was into the deep creepy mines. Spiders creeped and crawled while zombies came from the Mines. How could this happen said Sam Zombies arent you know? Real said Jacknife glaring at them from another side of the mines. Get him said Alex Sam and Alex tried to rush him but Jack set explosives causing an avalanche to crush Alex and Sam. Jack soon dissapeared and Sam and Alex were badly hurt they used there powers to heal themselves and they used stuff from there backpacks to make a camp down there. And that night Alex had a nightmare about a werewolf but that was no ordinary nightmare somehow it came to LIFE!
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Alex's nightmare came to life and that night a Werewolf attacked him and captured him while Sam slept and did'nt here anything. The werewolf munched on Alex and soon Alex came awake and he was in pain and trouble he got out his Plasma Rifle and shot the wolf but that did'nt work. Alex got out his Lazersword from his backpack and cut of the wolfs hand and the Werewolf howled in pain as he bled. The howl was so loud that Sam could hear it and he woke up and ran to find Alex. Meanwhile in the Werewolves Cryptic CAVE of Doom. The werewolf bit Alex's leg off. Man this is worse than Plastic Surgery said Alex even if he never had it done before to himself but he guessed it would be bad. Alex soon went in raging berserking mode and he fired laserz from his eyes and froze the Wolf and then he unfroze him and burned his eyeballs out of his body and burned his skin off and soon Alex was normal and the Werewolf was killed. Alex heared clapping coming from behind him. It was sam clapping. Nice job said Sam. You were here the whole time said Alex. No said Sam I just got here and I stayed out of the fight because it looked like you had it undercontrol. If your lieing and you were here the time I was getting hurt then I'll kick your mother****ing *** you son of a *****! Chill dude im not lieing said Sam. Ok said Alex. The two went searching for useful items and soon found a way out but it was dangerous. The Exit said "Jacknives Exit w/ Traps Monsters and a Prize if you Pass" you know its a trap said Sam. Yes I do know but this is probally the only way out he just thinks that we cant get out but we can so he has an Exit said Alex. Good and kind of confusing point said Sam. The two guys went to the traps and tryed to escape the evil Lair of Jacknife!
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