Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Season 1-2 by ¤ÐV8¤™ ๖ۣۜAlex »1st ID«

Alex was a CIA agent in Washington DC, he was back in the old days but those days were dangerouser than theese days do you remember Vietnam 9/11? Well if you do thats as worst as this story. Alex was on a mission to kill a bad guy located in Seattle in a Apartment he sold drugs and murdered woman he was Alex's worst enemmy not just because he was strong and bad but he killed Alexs mother when he was 5 after that Alex wandered the streets alone he was now 29 and was out for revenge. From age to age more pain ached through Alexander's memories jacknive was out for him he was'nt called jacknive for nothing he stabbed alex in the back before but Alex lived Jacknive was close by to where Alex was. 1st Platoon flanked Jacknive but soon they were all dead no one knows how he just walks while they just fall and die. Unfortunatly Alex does know why its just a holograph of Jack he was behind them stabbing them while he was invisible with his supercoat, but Alex soon got closer he flanked him but Jack knocked him out.. Soon Alex woked up while "Sam" his freind also known as Samtrat was defending him from a group of Centaurs that Jack sommoned even if its a fairytale creature he has powers. One big centaur came up and knocked down same soon Alex got up and Stabbed the Centaur and fought the others Are you crazy?? said Sam No said Alex as he fought the centaurs but soon jackknive was nearby and sommoned a herd of them. Sam and Alex ran like crazy.. jacknive throws bolts of lightning at them with is powers while Alex and Sam ran like hell. Crap! said Jacknive man I hate them spoiling my plays to execut Barack Obama! After the herd of Centaurs got hit by a huge bus of the elderly Sam and Alex hang out at the bar and got drunk...

Alex and Sam were just hanging out in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits in a wheelbarel on the highway of Colorado while to hot girls where well lets skip that part its a little not appropriate lets just say there gay and ****ing eachother up the butt. So alex and sam were in the bar chatting away like bunny wabbits while big buff biker gang dudes come in and star a bar fight Sam smashed a beer bottle on Alexs head while the biker gang start shooting there Guns and howl in the bar they were not fighting they were doing a "Gay Howling song + GUN SHOOTING PUPPIES" then sam gets punched in the balls by Alex for smashing a beer bottle on Alexs head then the Bartender Bob kicked them out and they were so pissed off that they slept in the parking lot.

After Sam and Alex got kicked out of Bob's Bar, they met up with the rest of the Gang down by the Police Station. When Sam and Alex got to the Police Station the station was busted! Apparently Jack must of been here thought Sam and Alex thought the Same. Hey Alex Hey Sam you go first said Sam Ok Jack must of been here said Alex. Hey thats what I was gonna say to do you read minds? Maybe said Alex acting all like darn smartypants. Then they saw a wounded police man crawl out of one of the Police Stations rooms and they gasped. There over by the President said the Wounded Officer. Alex and Sam went to the White House and Sam was shot. Sam screamed Alex. Alex turned around and saw Jack with a rusty old shotgun but he had new armor and more powers! He shot Alex and carried Sam and Alex's dead bodies to the dumpster. This all ends here says Jack. Then Jack was knocked out my Sam's girlfreind krista. And Krista was by Alex's girlfreind Krista 2, somtimes they got mixed up with names but they always seemed to find eachother. But more trouble came "Agent Dexter" a agent that petrade his Squad Leader Sgt. Wilson was behind the 2 girls and he was working for Jack usally. Behind you screamed Sam! Dexter gasped. Hes on our side now said Krista #1. Oh said Sam. Sam grabbed Alex and alex woke up and said "What the Hell Happened?" Oh frick Dexter screeched Alex. Then Sam knocked out Alex and set him on a chair in there Apartment room he tied Alexs hands on the back. Then woke him up AHHH its dexter screamed Alex its ok said Sam. Oh said Alex. Wait why am I tied up you BUB!