Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras!

Hey its Alex the Creator of Alex and the Jacknive Cronicles I just want to let you know I may ow you guys a few episodes of my series Jacknife Cronicles because theres a special event for this forum this whole month that you may know. Its called October Tournament for the 1st ID Group on Steam Community and so just gotta let you know I got to compete in it the whole month so don't get angry if I ow you some. Very Happy

October Tournament will provide me time to make some Episodes but not so much as usual.

I hope you guys have a nice October Event like I am if your not having a October Tournament try to make one like "AWP October" for CSS where you try to get the most kills with the AWP sniper rifle. lol!

I hope you guys have a great week. tongue

Also special episode this October because my Birthday is this October! affraid

Peace out! ~Alex~ Cool

This 2010

You know how it ends.. Exclamation

Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Downfall of the Reich is Coming Soon! affraid

Description: Alex, Sam, and featuring a new charachter Justin all are trapped in Jacknives Fortress called "Hells Gate" will they survive or will they be terminated? Who knows.. all the evil and good forces fight. This is split it up into 2 featurable parts this 2010 the End is near who will win? Will Sam get away with the nuculear rocket from Hells Gate? Will Alex get eatan by a uglified ducky? Will Justin meat Justin Beiber? Laughing

Who knows. Question

Featuring new Charachters and Weapons. affraid

The biggest part of the Jacknive Cronicle Series is coming this Year 2010! alien

NOTE: May release as a special on my B-Day or a special for Christmas or Thanksgiving but this 2010! What a Face

Also if your on this Forum Site and your a member and you want to be in this story just hit me up and I'll make you one just need your info like the example below. affraid

Name:
Charachter Info you Want:
Favorite Weapon:
Sex/Gender:

Fill out as reply for this Topic and we will put you in the story! Very Happy

All credit goes to my freind kitty0706. affraid

https://www.youtube.com/user/jaskilar#p/a/C6BAFC2CE7516277/0/tvdMGbOjAaQ Exclamation

This is for my series and where I got this idea from. What a Face

I expect him to make more videos for our fans.

Will my wish come true? Question

Or will it be analyzed and my head will shrink to the size of a small pea.

There you got it so go check it out bros! Razz

Aperture Corporation has won an election over the Combine forces in City 17. In order to expand their business to a larger scale, they chose to take over different sections of the city, evacuating all citizens of the section to build their headquarters. All citizens who resist shall be either apprehended or killed.

Jacknife seeks revenge on this corporation. He saw his wife get brutally beaten and arrested by a secret agency under the Aperture Corporation because she resisted to evacuate with all the others. It is now his mission, his life, and his goal, to save his wife under the clutches of Aperture, and put an end to the one who's responsible for all of this.

Part action, part free running, part thriller, comes a unique storytelling adventure told without any real dialogue.

~Some minor notes on JKC Video for YouTube~

- Jacknife is a character based off the looks and name of a character from the game Mirror's Edge.
- The effects seen when Jacknife was brushing alongside the wall in the introduction was made by a good friend of mine, Deremixproductions. He used Adobe After Effects to achieve this unique effect.
- Most of the running is complete player control. Only rarely I used NPC's.
- The shaky cam effect was achieved with SharpYe, an addon for Garry's Mod.
- I am well aware of the small visual glitches that may be hard to spot at first. But if you do see any, just be aware that I know of it, so you don't need to point it out. And if you're wondering why I didn't correct those mistakes, it's because I'm lazy.
- The monochrome effect in the introduction represents conformity in this film. In the beginning, we see Jacknife sitting on a bench, and he is the only object that is color, hinting at why he did not evacuate the area like the other citizens, because he believes that the only means of saving his wife is to break the laws of the Aperture Corporation.

New Release Date: Sometime in 2011

Now recruiting charachters for the story. affraid

Is'nt my glowing picture cool lolololol Laughing

Sorry for "WRONG release date." Sleep

Remember to see the special for JKC this 2011. Wink

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY LOLZ! king

The 1st ID's most popular series! affraid

With over 20 episodes of awsomness! Twisted Evil

New charachters join in for the Action! Suspect

Wanna join us Question

Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles X is Coming this 2010! affraid

Alex and the JKC on every day! lol!

Get ready for a whole new series of Action and Blasting this Winter! alien

by Deviate Productions & First ID Basketball

Get ready for the this week, this is the Week of Sneakpeeks on the new JKC and our new Series coming out CALLED, The Specialists! affraid

Hiring Charachters for our new series's! king

Dont go to bed Sleep

Why you ask confused

look below for answer! Suspect

Because all new Episodes will come out all night this week! lol!

Topic Extras Below this Racing Line! clown

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Extra 1 ► My Steam Profile - http://steamcommunity.com/id/8174219872/ cat

Extra 2 ► Group Youtube Channel w/ JKC Episodes! - https://www.youtube.com/jaskilar geek

Hired by Alex Cool

Charachter Hired: Darkhaze Suspect

Series hired for: Jacknife Cronicles X, Specialists (Maybe) cherry

Charachter Type: Junior Charachter lol!

His Steam Profile Link is Below Sleep

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198029786276 jocolor

Im a Afro

Just Kidding LOL confused

Peace out and Check out our Series's Sneakpeeks!

Welcome to the JKC Store feel free to Browse! Razz

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2. Order Extras Pack ► Price: $29.99 - For Admins Only clown

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S1 Miniseries ► $49.99 alien

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Ask your parents if you can sign up or you cant order! cheers

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By, Alex

Song: Its October monkey

Band Name: N/A Rolling Eyes

Song: #14

Lyrics: Its october.. its october, my favorite month of the year.. its october its october, my birthday is this month where I play Lazer Tag and my freinds are all acting bad like there in a gang when there about to get hang like in the Old West Days! Its october.. its october I like october and you Drive like my Mother fool bye YOU "NubCakes" Im the miniture guy with the sign xD im so small smaller than your penis you little bunnywabbit hunters xD xD LOLOLOL ROFL clown

Song Type: Weird lol!

Song is Weird I know its so aquard.. Suspect

Well PEACE OUT homies! cherry

Rate this too.. alien

Oh yeah you can't.. replys cant have POLLS! farao

Check us out this halloween for scares and dares! What a Face

8:00pm Central or maybe even Early! affraid

Pre-Order now for 8.99$ pale

THIS HALOWEEN 2010! Suspect

THE BIG NIGHT OF FRIGHT! affraid

Muhahahahahah! clown

I love my nuts! lol!

Alex's nightmare came to life and that night a Werewolf attacked him and captured him while Sam slept and did'nt here anything. The werewolf munched on Alex and soon Alex came awake and he was in pain and trouble he got out his Plasma Rifle and shot the wolf but that did'nt work. Alex got out his Lazersword from his backpack and cut of the wolfs hand and the Werewolf howled in pain as he bled. The howl was so loud that Sam could hear it and he woke up and ran to find Alex. Meanwhile in the Werewolves Cryptic CAVE of Doom. The werewolf bit Alex's leg off. Man this is worse than Plastic Surgery said Alex even if he never had it done before to himself but he guessed it would be bad. Alex soon went in raging berserking mode and he fired laserz from his eyes and froze the Wolf and then he unfroze him and burned his eyeballs out of his body and burned his skin off and soon Alex was normal and the Werewolf was killed. Alex heared clapping coming from behind him. It was sam clapping. Nice job said Sam. You were here the whole time said Alex. No said Sam I just got here and I stayed out of the fight because it looked like you had it undercontrol. If your lieing and you were here the time I was getting hurt then I'll kick your mother****ing *** you son of a *****! Chill dude im not lieing said Sam. Ok said Alex. The two went searching for useful items and soon found a way out but it was dangerous. The Exit said "Jacknives Exit w/ Traps Monsters and a Prize if you Pass" you know its a trap said Sam. Yes I do know but this is probally the only way out he just thinks that we cant get out but we can so he has an Exit said Alex. Good and kind of confusing point said Sam. The two guys went to the traps and tryed to escape the evil Lair of Jacknife!

When Alex and Sam were just walking around town while Krista and Krista slept together like gay people. Soon Sam herd creaking noises and a loud horrifying scream from an old Abandoned Amusement Park. He rushed over to see what happened but it was silent as a person asleep when he got over there then he heard footsteps.. Alex is that you? said Sam. Sam turned around and saw a big brown furry creature and he saw Jacknive riding it. Uhh.. wheres all said Sam In heavan said Jack. I got a really bad feeling about this said Sam. Good good little one said Jack.

Soon Sam was controlled by Jack's powers and he walked into the park. When he was stopped being controlled he saw big yellow man eating gorilla's heading his way he got out a lazersword and cut them and sliced them too death. Soon his next challenge began and Mideval Undead Archers began shooting him with arrows he sliced and dodged the arrows and stabbed there bony dead bodies and they died a 2nd time if you know what I mean. Man this is hard said Sam. No its not hard its only the beginning it will get harder! Jack somoned Orc's to attack Sam and he fought them off and stabbed them 1 by 1 whats the meaning of Swish Swish Stab? said Sam I dont know and dont care said Jack soon Jack teleported himself to Sam and battle him sam stabbed him and knocked Jack down them Jack summoned a T-Rex for Sam to kill Jack ran but Sam got a bow and arrow from the Mideval Undead Archers that were dead a 2nd time and shot a bow in Jacks back then Sam ran and took some of Jacks powers and froze the T-Rex and soon Jack teleported to his secret lair. Huh said Sam blinking man, I should of took that power. Sam wandered back to his hotel room and saw his gf Krista 2 waiting for him in bed. Alex soon arrived at his hotel room across the hall from Sams room and he went to bed too.

Remember to see our Haloween Special! Sleep

Im sorry were late for it because todays Haloween! rendeer

But the good thing is that it will be great i've been working on it from paper to theese Forums its gonna be great! clown

Directed by: Deviate Productions - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DV8Community Suspect

Starring: ¤ÐV8¤

๖ۣۜAlex »Co-Ldr« - https://firstid.darkbb.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=3 santa

Produced by: 1st ID Forums - https://firstid.darkbb.com/forum.htm Like a Star @ heaven

It will be up november 2nd for sure! What a Face

I've been up 3 days working on this Special! cherry

And yes veiwers my hair is puffy! Laughing

Also freind me and rate this as a reply to this topic BELOW! afro

Happy Haloween.. nubcakes! pale

Rating:

- 5 Stars

347 Thumbs Up sunny

120 Thumbs Down Evil or Very Mad

234,985 Likes Twisted Evil

107,653 Dislikes

Its passed ALEXS B-DAY! Crying or Very sad

His present he wanted from you guys was Fan Episodes in this topic as replys! What a Face

~Alex~

SO MAKE SOME WHIPPIN FAN EPISODES FOR HIM!!!!

LOL jocolor

Remember to see our Haloween Special! Sleep

Im sorry were late for it because todays Haloween! rendeer

But the good thing is that it will be great i've been working on it from paper to theese Forums its gonna be great! clown

Directed by: Deviate Productions - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DV8Community Suspect

Starring: ¤ÐV8¤

๖ۣۜAlex »Co-Ldr« - https://firstid.darkbb.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=3 santa

Produced by: 1st ID Forums - https://firstid.darkbb.com/forum.htm Like a Star @ heaven

It will be up november 2nd for sure! What a Face

I've been up 3 days working on this Special! cherry

And yes veiwers my hair is puffy! Laughing

Also freind me and rate this as a reply to this topic BELOW! afro

Happy Haloween.. nubcakes! pale

Rating:

- 5 Stars

347 Thumbs Up sunny

120 Thumbs Down Evil or Very Mad

234,985 Likes Twisted Evil

107,653 Dislikes

All credit goes to my freind kitty0706. affraid

https://www.youtube.com/user/jaskilar#p/a/C6BAFC2CE7516277/0/tvdMGbOjAaQ Exclamation

This is for my series and where I got this idea from. What a Face

I expect him to make more videos for our fans.

Will my wish come true? Question

Or will it be analyzed and my head will shrink to the size of a small pea.

There you got it so go check it out bros! Razz

On Haloween Sam and Alex went to a neighbors house and ringed the doorbell! cherry

Twick O' Tweet! Suspect

The neighbor said your gonna tweet me on twitter? confused

No.

Then why did you say Twick O' Tweet?! Question

LOL said Alex. clown

ROFL said Sam. geek

When Alex and Sam first heard of Jacknive they thought... Shocked

Is Jack a... confused

Knive?

They thought his name was stupid and weird..

But they found out what he meant in his name! alien

His name is Jack.. monkey

And hes good at using knives! scratch

On Haloween Sam and Alex went to a neighbors house and ringed the doorbell! cherry

Twick O' Tweet! Suspect

The neighbor said your gonna tweet me on twitter? confused

No.

Then why did you say Twick O' Tweet?! Question

LOL said Alex. clown

ROFL said Sam. geek

#1 Alex's nightmare came to life and that night a Werewolf attacked him and captured him while Sam slept and did'nt here anything. The werewolf munched on Alex and soon Alex came awake and he was in pain and trouble he got out his Plasma Rifle and shot the wolf but that did'nt work. Alex got out his Lazersword from his backpack and cut of the wolfs hand and the Werewolf howled in pain as he bled. The howl was so loud that Sam could hear it and he woke up and ran to find Alex. Meanwhile in the Werewolves Cryptic CAVE of Doom. The werewolf bit Alex's leg off. Man this is worse than Plastic Surgery said Alex even if he never had it done before to himself but he guessed it would be bad. Alex soon went in raging berserking mode and he fired laserz from his eyes and froze the Wolf and then he unfroze him and burned his eyeballs out of his body and burned his skin off and soon Alex was normal and the Werewolf was killed. Alex heared clapping coming from behind him. It was sam clapping. Nice job said Sam. You were here the whole time said Alex. No said Sam I just got here and I stayed out of the fight because it looked like you had it undercontrol. If your lieing and you were here the time I was getting hurt then I'll kick your mother****ing *** you son of a *****! Chill dude im not lieing said Sam. Ok said Alex. The two went searching for useful items and soon found a way out but it was dangerous. The Exit said "Jacknives Exit w/ Traps Monsters and a Prize if you Pass" you know its a trap said Sam. Yes I do know but this is probally the only way out he just thinks that we cant get out but we can so he has an Exit said Alex. Good and kind of confusing point said Sam. The two guys went to the traps and tryed to escape the evil Lair of Jacknife!

2# When Alex and Sam were just walking around town while Krista and Krista slept together like gay people. Soon Sam herd creaking noises and a loud horrifying scream from an old Abandoned Amusement Park. He rushed over to see what happened but it was silent as a person asleep when he got over there then he heard footsteps.. Alex is that you? said Sam. Sam turned around and saw a big brown furry creature and he saw Jacknive riding it. Uhh.. wheres all said Sam In heavan said Jack. I got a really bad feeling about this said Sam. Good good little one said Jack.

Soon Sam was controlled by Jack's powers and he walked into the park. When he was stopped being controlled he saw big yellow man eating gorilla's heading his way he got out a lazersword and cut them and sliced them too death. Soon his next challenge began and Mideval Undead Archers began shooting him with arrows he sliced and dodged the arrows and stabbed there bony dead bodies and they died a 2nd time if you know what I mean. Man this is hard said Sam. No its not hard its only the beginning it will get harder! Jack somoned Orc's to attack Sam and he fought them off and stabbed them 1 by 1 whats the meaning of Swish Swish Stab? said Sam I dont know and dont care said Jack soon Jack teleported himself to Sam and battle him sam stabbed him and knocked Jack down them Jack summoned a T-Rex for Sam to kill Jack ran but Sam got a bow and arrow from the Mideval Undead Archers that were dead a 2nd time and shot a bow in Jacks back then Sam ran and took some of Jacks powers and froze the T-Rex and soon Jack teleported to his secret lair. Huh said Sam blinking man, I should of took that power. Sam wandered back to his hotel room and saw his gf Krista 2 waiting for him in bed. Alex soon arrived at his hotel room across the hall from Sams room and he went to bed too.

When Alex and Sam first heard of Jacknive they thought... Shocked

Is Jack a... confused

Knive?

They thought his name was stupid and weird..

But they found out what he meant in his name! alien

His name is Jack.. monkey

And hes good at using knives! scratch

WHO? Who has the Scariest Storys for Haloween?! confused

Vote as a reply for this topic! alien

Choices below!?.. What a Face

1# Jacknive Cronicles - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80.htm clown

2# Zombie Hunters RP - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/1st-id-zombie-hunters-rp-t78.htm Sleep

3# I dont know! geek

Hello boys and girls after your inprisonment in this haunted house game some of the rumors say you will never ROFL or LOL and never ever ever ROFLMAO again and you will not get to right the ROFLOCOPTER! If you pick the right choices you will win! But don't decide to quit because thats definitly the RONG CHOICE! Evil or Very Mad

So just sit back and relax and enjoy the game! What a Face

Game is starting below.. alien

Yep this is the house said Alex..

Alex called Sam. monkey

Hey Alex whats up? santa

Just wanted you to know that I got to the party safe and that I dont see jacknive.. and I cherry

promise I wont be home late, answered Alex rendeer

You know what Alex? said Sam

What? responded Alex Sleep

Your costume sucks and im having a party with out you! said Sam clown

So? said Alex king

Im making out with your Girlfreind! said Sam lieing confused

WHAT!!!! ZOMIA!!! POKA!! WAIT what does ZOMIA AND POKA mean.. drunken