Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles: Episodes, Seasons, and Extras!

Ok everybody lets rumble our asses up stairs! said Alex

They went into a old bedroom upstairs..

Alex saw some people dissapear while they were in there it was weird he thought..

The doors slammed behind them and locked!

A green bodyless hand flew by them and written "You will not suceed" on the wall IN BLOOD!

Then it fated away!

A VOICE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID..

I WANT TO KILL ALEX..

The rest I will let you free just step away from Alex and I will come in and get him said the Voice.

If you dont hand him over you will all die!

MUHAHAHAHHA!

Choices

1. Sacrafice Alex - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#218
2. Defeat the Evil Voice Guy - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#219

FYI TIME: Hello its Alex and FYI, the evil voice man is Jacknive!

Ok I say we call 911, and get are buhamas out of here said Alex..

But the party guys and girls all fooled around and did Banana Phone and never stopped!

TRY AGAIN!

Choices

1. Call 911 - X
2. Go Upstairs - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#216

A devil dressed man came in and took Alexs hands together and tied them in a not and then put a dirty sock in his mouth and threw him in another bedroom!

Alex spit the sock out and said..

PLZ Mr. Devil Man dont hurt me im only a kid!

Look into the light!!

THE LIGHT!?

OMG, I cant beleive you beleived me! said his freind Sam

THAT WAS ALL FAKE... asked Alex

It was a trick to test your stupidity skills! said Sam

And your score is S. said Sam

Is S for Sexy? asked Alex

No S is for Stupid, answered Sam

Oh.. said Alex

Wait what!?

HAPPY HALOWEEN!

YOU WIN!

You with me to stop that faggot!

No, said Mike

Not ringing the bell, said Justin

Fuck! said Alex

Ok fine but only for you said Justin and the other gay people jk NOT GAY!

Charge all the people said as they broke down the door.

Oh shit he gots a hell hound said Alex

AHHH!

You lose!

PICK AGAIN!

Choices

1. DEFEAT THE EVIL BIG VOICE MAN - X
2. SACRAFICE ALEX - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#217

In the all new Jacknive Cronicles special!

Alex & his freinds are trapped by a maneating devil, himself..

Choose your own fate!

Can you do everything right?!

On November 1st the haunted house game will be posted!

CHECK IT OUT NOW! https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#213

Order a special video of it for $9.99!

THE HAUNTED HOUSE GAME!

Check it out - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#213

QOTD - Question of the Day!?

Q. Whats your favorite charachter from the Jacknive Cronicles!

POST YOUR ANSWER AS A REPLY IN THIS TOPIC!

Cya later

peace out!?!

OH AND HAPPY NOV. 1ST!

My Favorite Charachter: Alex

First Name: Alex
Middle Name: Philiphs
Last Name: 1st: Zsabadein 2nd: Sabatino <- WHAT IS NOW USED
Age: Classified (ROFLOL)

Respond to: Re: Alex and the Jacknife Cronicles QOTD: Question of the Day #1 - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#221

Jacknive Cronicles NEW SEASON!

Its..

Jacknive Cronicles X!

Link below?!

JKC:X - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-x-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t95.htm

WORLD PREMEIRE THIS 2011!

Im so excited LOLOCOPTER! xD

On Haloween Sam and Alex went to a neighbors house and ringed the doorbell!

Twick O' Tweet!

The neighbor said your gonna tweet me on twitter?

No.

Then why did you say Twick O' Tweet?!

LOL said Alex.

ROFL said Sam.

#1 Alex's nightmare came to life and that night a Werewolf attacked him and captured him while Sam slept and did'nt here anything. The werewolf munched on Alex and soon Alex came awake and he was in pain and trouble he got out his Plasma Rifle and shot the wolf but that did'nt work. Alex got out his Lazersword from his backpack and cut of the wolfs hand and the Werewolf howled in pain as he bled. The howl was so loud that Sam could hear it and he woke up and ran to find Alex. Meanwhile in the Werewolves Cryptic CAVE of Doom. The werewolf bit Alex's leg off. Man this is worse than Plastic Surgery said Alex even if he never had it done before to himself but he guessed it would be bad. Alex soon went in raging berserking mode and he fired laserz from his eyes and froze the Wolf and then he unfroze him and burned his eyeballs out of his body and burned his skin off and soon Alex was normal and the Werewolf was killed. Alex heared clapping coming from behind him. It was sam clapping. Nice job said Sam. You were here the whole time said Alex. No said Sam I just got here and I stayed out of the fight because it looked like you had it undercontrol. If your lieing and you were here the time I was getting hurt then I'll kick your mother****ing *** you son of a *****! Chill dude im not lieing said Sam. Ok said Alex. The two went searching for useful items and soon found a way out but it was dangerous. The Exit said "Jacknives Exit w/ Traps Monsters and a Prize if you Pass" you know its a trap said Sam. Yes I do know but this is probally the only way out he just thinks that we cant get out but we can so he has an Exit said Alex. Good and kind of confusing point said Sam. The two guys went to the traps and tryed to escape the evil Lair of Jacknife!

Hello veiwers you're now on the 5th Annual pg. of the JKC Series!

Also sign up for our other forum Anubis Warriors too!

Charachters: Alex, Sam, Krista 1, Krista 2, Bob, Dexter, Soon Jr. Jelly Jam!

Genre: Comedy, Entertainment, Series

Seasons: 8

Episodes: Number of all Episodes that theres gonna be is "Uknown"

by Alex for FRICK sake im not santa claus! Oh sorry ok heres you Alex groans lol jk heres you alex

Season: 3-4

SUCK IT ZOMBIE HUNTERS RP WE RULE WAY MORE THAN YOUR LOUZY BUTT!

The Jacknive Cronicles Weekly Paper Issue 11/1/10

Our Latest Episode this week is the Haloween Special - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#213

Heres the beginning of it brohees!

Hello boys and girls after your inprisonment in this haunted house game some of the rumors say you will never ROFL or LOL and never ever ever ROFLMAO again and you will not get to right the ROFLOCOPTER! If you pick the right choices you will win! But don't decide to quit because thats definitly the RONG CHOICE!

So just sit back and relax and enjoy the game!

Game is starting below..

Yep this is the house said Alex..

Alex called Sam.

Hey Alex whats up? Just wanted you to know that I got to the party safe and that I dont see jacknive.. and I promise I wont be home late, answered Alex

You know what Alex? said Sam

What? responded Alex

Your costume sucks and im having a party with out you! said Sam

So? said Alex

Im making out with your Girlfreind! said Sam lieing

WHAT!!!! ZOMIA!!! POKA!! WAIT what does ZOMIA AND POKA mean..

It means..

Nvm abbrviativly said Alex

It means that your a gay hippy with a small pee pee! said Sam

Shutup!! said Alex angrlily!

Sam hanged up and made out with his dog Lucy.

Alex got into the house and saw so many ppl with stupid costumes!

Man that girl has the worst custome said Alex to this guy at the party..

What! Thats my girlfreind!?! said the guy

TAKE IT BACK NOW!

Choices

1. Take it Back - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#214
2. Don't Take it Back - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm#215

Also the JKC Short of the Week is..

Twick O' Tweet our Latest Twitter spoof!

On Haloween Sam and Alex went to a neighbors house and ringed the doorbell!

Twick O' Tweet!

The neighbor said your gonna tweet me on twitter?

No.

Then why did you say Twick O' Tweet?!

LOL said Alex.

ROFL said Sam.

Our episodes are getting better and check out our contests!

Enter our CONTESTS TO WIN PWIZES! xD

We have the 1# Haloween Episodes on this forumsite!

SUCK ZOMBIEHUNTERS RP you suck on baby bullets like 5 year OLDS!

For our episodes..

RATE IT EVEN IF YOU HATE IT!

We got all new episodes on the 4th JKC Page heres a link - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80-45.htm

ALSO CELEBRATE BECAUSE ALL NEW EPISODES COMING THIS WEEK!

NEW CHARACHTERS TOO...!??!

THANKS FOR READING THIS MONDAY JKC WEEKLY PAPER!

peace out!

Hell its Alex and today we are doing a contest!

Its titled "Do you know your JKC?"

Ok lets get down to the questions!

Want to win pwizes?

Then send me a message inbox to me that has the answers to it and if you get as many right you will lots of prizes!

Now down to the questions!

Q1. What does JKC stand for in this series? - Get it right and get a NERF Tactical Vest and a SONY Laptop for Free!

Q2. What charachter is the sexiest? - Get it right and get Halo: Reach for XBOX360 and get a free TLC Jeep all for free and a free PSP!

Q3. What is Alexs favorite charachter? - Get it right and win a free trip to San Fransisco, CA and 20 free passes to NRH2,O in North Richland Hills, TX!

TIP: Read some of our episodes and find out buds!

A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down & call it "History" does'nt mean it is. We live in a world where seeing is not believing.. where only a few know what really happened! We live in a world where everything you know is wrong. We live in a world where everything you know.. Is wrong!

Hey kid (hey kid)
Do I have your attention?
I know the way you've been living
Life so reckless, tragedy endless
Welcome to the family

Hey, there's something missing
Only time will alter your vision
Never in question, lethal injection
Welcome to the family

Not long ago you'd find the answers were so crystal clear
Within a day you find yourself living in constant fear
Can you look at yourself now?
Can you look at yourself?
You can't win this fight

And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight

Hey (hey kid)
I have to question
What's with the violent aggression?
Details blurry, lost him too early
Welcome to the family

Hey, why won't you listen?
Can't help the people you're missing
It's been done, a casualty re-run
Welcome to the family

I try and help you with the things that can't be justified
I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
You can't win this fight

And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight

Gunning for you and all mankind
I've lost my mind
Psychotic rabid dementia
I won't be fine

I see you're a king who's been dethrone
Cast out in a world you've never known
Stand down, place your weapons by your side
It's our war, in the end we'll surely lose but that's alright

So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?

And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight

Deep inside where nothing's fine
I've lost my mind
You're not invited, so step aside
I've lost my,
Deep inside where nothing's fine
I've lost my mind
You're not invited, so step aside
I've lost my... mind!
Deep inside
Your not fine,
And your not goonna win this fight!
Welcome to the Family!

by ¤ÐV8¤ ๖ۣۜAlex »Co-Ldr«

The directing SAS unit has been wiped out by unkown hostiles & no word has been said after that mysterious tragety..

I will do anything to stop the murderers who commited this crime!

This 2010!

The Series returns?!

The 1st ID have been hired to clean up the job Mr. President..

THE JACKNIVE CRONICLES & 1ST ID ZOMBIE HUNTERS BACK TO BACK IN SEASON 3!

I picked up something strange on my radar sir..

Zombies are coming!

SEASON 3 : Conflict Retribution

1ST ID ZOMBIE HUNTERS - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/1st-id-zombie-hunters-rp-t78.htm
ALE AND THE JACKNIVE CRONICLES - https://firstid.darkbb.com/role-playing-f7/alex-and-the-jacknife-cronicles-episodes-seasons-and-extras-t80.htm

Sorry for the delay!

My house burned down im sad to much work..

My kittens are Ok.

My parents tooo!

BUT NOT THE HOUSE

Im on my laptop now as backup

IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE DELAY

Atleast im ok!

Im in a Home Wood Suites hotel in grapvine TX! And please check out my topic i'll post after this that has the story about how this tradgety happened!

WISH MY HOUSE GETTING FIXED LUCK?!

CHECK OUT MY STEAM PAGE TO SEE IF IM ONLINE SEND ME MESSAGES IF I AM!?

www.steamcommunity.com/8174219872

HAPPY NOV EMBER 12TH!

This 2010

Something big is happening!

And..

The world has been our battlefeild!?

Everywhere we go?!

We have been retributed!

AND conflicted..

BUT NOW ITS TIME TO STOP THE WARS!

Hidden from the WORLD!

JACKNIVE CRONICLES SEASON 3: CONFLICT RETRIBUTION

This Winter 2010!

Why do you always get the big guns?

Im just the damn good man!

12/1/12!

Alex and the Jacknife Christicles Holiday Special 8/7c this Christmas!

Also all new Jacknive Cronicle episodes this Week because Alex will be getting in his rental HOUSE!

Get ready for Thanksgiving & Christmas Specials!

Thanks for reading this Ad.

Sincerely, Alex

PEACE OUT (:

Episode 1 :: Back in the Saddle

In the time of 2011 the World is in a devistating apocalypse. Zombies screeching through the streets, through houses. Hell has risen for the Darkest Days are here & from the beggining you know the end. Well you think this is the End? I think things are just getting started.

Alex and his team have been locked down in Prison B4 @ 967th Street, HELLS DRIVE - Written in Blood on House Windows and Street as adress number.

As a new enemmy is a threat to the humans than Jack as he is dead. Alien forces called "The Alites" have came and sabatoged New Mombasa. Theres only one new human left in man kind to destret the Aliens and save earth and thats a person with a name unknown hes a disguised man with a face NEVER SEENED, thats under a big Red Helmet. Hes the Unknown. Hes been all over Alien Planets hes reminded people of a guy named Cheif in whole "Master Cheif" as the battle begins the aliens end.

Meanwhile in Prison B4. Let me out of here you drunken Prison Gaurds! said Alex. Oh shutup there not letting you out. said Sam. This is hell for me too you know said Sam. Well I got a plan to survive. We eat eachothers hair as food and drink out of the toilet like puppies for water. Oh **** that said Alex.
Alex throws his Jail Old Man shoes at the Prison Gaurds. The Sword Key drops on the floor by the Cell. They get it and CRANK!!!!???!!!

Unlocked said Sam
Unlocked said Alex at the same time.
Jinx! said Alex
LOL: Laugh out Loud said Sam.

*TO BE CONTINUED*