Alex Chats / Teacher From Hell / Episode 1

One day in a Dirty Rotten Son of a ***** HIGH SCHOOL there was a new teacher named FAGGAYT and the teacher was from HELL.

Teacher: Sorry I was late class I got pulled over by the police because I was speeding and I was speeding because I was naked in public and the police were after me but "Who gives a ****?" Well my mother gives buttburgers lol. ***Kids Scream***

Alex: Hey teacher are you gay and have a small tallywacker like my darn MOM??

**Teacher beats the crap out of alex well not literally because that would be gross** Teacher: FINGER GOES THROUGH HOLE KIDS

**Kids Scream AGAIN**

Teacher: SHUT THE HELL UP KIDS OR I WILL KILL U

**Principal Walks In**

Principal: You killed a STUDENT??? Your fired!!!!!

Teacher: Ahhh but I was gonna teach the kids how to use KNIVES.

Principal: ....

Teacher: but the wrong way like this

**Teacher stabbs principal**

Peace out guys hope you liked episode 1!